Thursday, April 24, 2008

Sensory overload

Once when I was about four years old, I decided that I could cook. Moreover, I figured that I could improvise a recipe on the fly. I snuck into the kitchen, climbed onto the counter, grabbed the biggest mixing bowl I could find, and set out to create a dish which I decided to name "yummy goody."

Having little appreciation for the art of juxtaposition, I loaded my bowl with whatever I could find: handfuls of chocolate chips, flour, milk, pretzels, a few spoonfuls of jelly, Molly McButter and pepper. Probably over ten ingredients in all. I stirred it all up until it looked like a bowl of clumpy phlegm. Then I actually tasted the stuff. It was not delicious.

These pumps by Steve Madden actually remind me a bit of yummy goody.

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Nothing says "KJDHFSOIUDF!" quite like this shoes.

23 comments:

Natalie said...
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Natalie said...

that shoe has a serious identity crisis.

Marnie said...

I'd wear 'em. But every other part of my outfit would have to be black.

Hailey @ stylesymmetry.com said...

I'll say, can't stand those shoes!

AsianCajuns said...

For some reason I'm attracted to fugly shoes - I'd totally wear these.

Elissa said...

I know... I really tried to wrap my mind around these... even the neutral colored ones and and just didn't work. Sorry Steve!

Svenske Floyd said...

Hot Couture, very funny, "hot" sounding like "haute". I believe the designer wanted to create footwear in the spirit of Mondrian's paintings.

August said...

I like your analogy and agree. I used to do the same thing. I called it making stew.

the iron chic said...

If I see someone wearing these on the street, I'm going to vomit on their feet.
They probably won't know the difference.

Andrea said...

Those remind me of a comic book! They're sort of fantastic in an awful way. They're so out there I almost like them :) So, I think they can be pulled off! Maybe I'm just crazy ;)

ellie said...

Wow..amazing..but I'd never be caught in them. I'd come crashing.

Skye... said...

they remind of Lego bricks. Do you know them? Haha dunno whether I would wear them... maybe as marnie said with a complete black outfit!

Isa said...

I understand people digging them. but holy god, not for me.
my outfits are way to mixed up for mixed up shoes.

Isabel said...

Yummy goody! Hehe, that's adorable and hilarious. But that shoe? There is a reason why Balenciaga actually never produced those shoes. Because nobody would ever FREAKIN' wear them!

styledigger said...

Love this shoes!

kater said...

This post is adorably hysterical in the best way :D I used to do stuff like that all the time, only I used a lot of spices instead. I used to put them in glass jars and containers and things, but was never brave enough to taste them.

Also, I am afraid to admit that while the fug that is those shoes is apparent, I'm really intrigued by them. I don't want them, but I want to try them on. HA!

bronwyn said...

They are a bit over the top for me....and you've been tagged.

Thomas said...

Steve Madden's shameless "borrowing" from other designers is reaching all new heights:

Ok, now I can't find them, but I swear I've seen these before.

FashionSqueah! said...

I'm actually quite afraid of that shoe...would you please add us to your links? Thanks!

The Clothes Horse said...

I like it, but I would never wear it.
By the by, I've tagged you on my blog. There are two tags, you can do one, both, or neither depending on your temperament.

Kieya said...

they remind me of legos

Sassy said...

I like them, they are so fugly!

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