Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Steve Madness

Usually I really love Steve Madden shoes, so I was excited to receive an e-mail about their clearance items. Ordinarily, there are great deals and it is pretty much the only way I can afford their shoes in the first place. There was a reason, though, that they are trying to get rid of these:

Photobucket

Somewhere, a life-sized Bratz doll is walking around with very cold toes.

Photobucket

I can't help but feel that these were ripped at the seams, causing its innards to spill out.

Photobucket

Don't get me wrong - I love the mary janes over knee socks look. But am I the only one who thinks these boots have the appearance of a severed leg?

Photobucket

Nothing says "I hate my classmates even more than I hate my parents" quite like these boots.

Photobucket

I don't even wear flip-flops, so can someone explain to me the ideology behind wearing something whose sole design component is underneath one's feet? Is the idea to be complimented on them when you aren't even wearing them?

Party foul, Steve Madden. Party foul.

9 comments:

Wendy said...

Those shoes are pretty lame and I think they are still too expensive for what they're worth. I really like Steve Madden also, especially their collection of sandals.

A dreamer said...

these are scary...i agree with you on the first one. definitely looks like a thing for bratz dolls.

the iron chic said...

Amen sister!
Flip flops are for lazy people!

This is a very ug-tacular collection.

Isabel said...

Bahaha! That Bratz doll comment was the best - so true. All of those shopes are spectacularly hideous.

Isabel said...

Bahaha! That Bratz doll comment was the best - so true. All of those shopes are spectacularly hideous.

tyjen said...

i agree. those are so fug.

laura said...

haha, so funny... you're right. (:

Stephanie said...

Dear jesus.

ed said...

6K聊天室,080中部人聊天室,聊天室交友,成人聊天室,中部人聊天室,情色聊天室,AV女優,AV,A片,情人薇珍妮,愛情公寓,情色,情色貼圖,情色文學,色情小說,色情,寄情築園小遊戲,AIO交友愛情館,情色電影,一葉情貼圖片區,色情遊戲

言情小說,情色論壇,色情網站,微風成人,成人電影,嘟嘟成人網,成人,成人貼圖,成人交友,成人圖片,18成人,成人小說,成人圖片區,微風成人區,成人網站,免費影片,色情影片,自拍,hilive,做愛,微風成人,微風論壇,AIO

情趣用品,情色,成人,A片,自拍

情趣用品,色情,成人影片,色情影片,免費A片

情趣用品,成人網站,A片下載,日本AV,做愛

情趣用品,美女交友,A片,辣妹視訊,情色視訊

情趣用品,色情聊天室,聊天室,AV,成人電影